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Fate is a four letter word

Here is a fun subway game. Spot an attractive man or woman and begin referring in your head to said man or woman as “my one true love.”  For instance think, “What a flattering jacket my one true love is wearing today.” Or while following this man or woman during a train transfer, upon losing sight of person think, “Oh, no, where did my one true love go?” When finding him or her on the platform, feel relieved and think, “There’s my one true love!” Enter the new train and sit down across from said person. Do not make eye-contact. Instead, admonish your one true love for reading a popular novel that is not very good. Praise your one true love for his perfect shoulders. Upon leaving the train think, “Goodbye my one true love.”

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